Friday, October 28, 2011

Paranormal Activity 3 ~ Seriously… why?


Don’t do it. I don’t care what the TV commercials say. Don’t believe the talk shows, or the radio DJ’s. This movie SUCKED. It’s like watching bad home movies at 10 minute stretches and having something to make you jump every so often, but most of the time it happens off camera. I don’t care if people think its artsy, or modern, or unique, it was LAME!

BTW-THE ABOVE SCENE ISN'T IN THE MOVIE!!

Now they’re trying to tie in all three movies, but the only hurdle they have to get over is that all three movies aren’t worth the time to tell people how bad they were.

Julie (Lauren Bittner) is mother to a young Katie (Chloe Csengery) and young Kristi Rey (Jessica Tyler Brown), you know the demonic possessed people from part 1 and 2, but in reverse. This is the tale of how the girl’s imaginary friend turns out to be so much worse. Dennis (Christopher Nicholas Smith) is the live in boyfriend and part time wedding photographer who flees from scary scenes holding his camera on his shoulder.

Really? I know Blair Witch started the whole shaky video and “real” people type craze, but stop….we’re over it. There are some good special effects, but you have to wade through so much boring footage just hoping to see something, just to have it be a light turning on.


BTW-NEITHER IS THIS ONE!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Friday night, and roughly ten people in the theater I think says it all. I wouldn’t even bother renting it. Google the story and consider yourself informed. 

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